Tweezer

A person that likes to torture people by pulling out their most distinctive characteristic and also enjoying every moment of it. Also known as an asshole with an ashy crack. Basically a jealous person that insults what he/she doesnt have.

You a tweezer, enjoying a person's pain you caused.

by Sinopizankies November 11, 2019

Tweezer

Tweezer is a slang word created by an Asian-English young lad. It is meant to be used to describe someone as idiotic, stupid or annoying.

"Jacob Austin is a Tweezer"

by AsianLad March 31, 2021

Tweezer

Awesome; Cool; Incredible

When they doubt you — go full Tweezer mode

by TweezerTeacher October 8, 2025

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010

tweezer'd

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.

The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.

by YungRegginald January 31, 2016

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018