twatswatter

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

twatswatters

Girls who keep other girls from getting laid.

Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.

by aceboyace May 17, 2009

twat swat

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

twattwatballsack

this is a word to describe an ugly, annoying person. they like licking ears and slowly inserting their giant pens in girls keys. they ate your mam last saturday and humped the tree outside. (dear daddy mommy also the tree outside ) i think YOU know a twattwatballsack in your class but if you dont go to school... oh well... then uh... cool.

their dragons slayed Elsa what. an. ASS! they really are. they like ordering pizza and then sprinkling it with t-shirt necklines. yesterday they sat on your boyfriend.

Kate : OMG Cate is sssuuuuccch a twattwatballsack.
Katie :yeah like yesterday she sat on my boyfriend!
Catlynn :yeah, she ate my mom and humped the tree outside!
Jeffery : yeah she is such a twattwa-
Catleen : get lost Jeffery!
Jeffery : oh how depressing

by illeaturmom June 12, 2018

twat-swat

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

by dave.g September 9, 2008

Twat Swat

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up

Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.

by a2coyote January 15, 2010

twat swat

The same as cock blocking, only with women.

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.

by Z3RO26 April 5, 2008