turtleurkey

a pussy fart

that smells like a turtleurkey

by muffcunt June 18, 2014

turtletree

a human being that likes trees and turtles but also likes green. Like to use light mode on everything except discord and usually a chill person. Like to daydream about frolicking on a sunny grassy hill with a tree and a turtle. People who hate on these people are monsters that don't have a heard and are fucking idiots. Don't be like sam. Be like turtletree.

my friend sam is a turtletree and loves to play sports.

by Sam_Da_bam_1324 December 21, 2021

Turtle turd

When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.

A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.

by Jeff Antonio May 4, 2014

Turtleburger

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.

Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."

by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009

TurtleTurdUmbrella

What are you looking this up? Get a life.

Your such a TurtleTurdUmbrella for looking this up.

by AidenAidenAiden March 12, 2018