turkey slap

to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls

Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross

turkey slap by kof and toz July 10, 2003

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Turkey Slap

When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.

When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap

Turkey Slap by Postill April 16, 2015

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turkey slap

The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine

Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...

turkey slap by Nate.D #13 October 14, 2005

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turkey slap

Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love

turkey slap by dewy June 21, 2006

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Turkey Slap Saturday

A band formed in Australia

That band Turkey Slap Saturday fucking ROCK!

Turkey Slap Saturday by TurkeySlapSaturday February 1, 2009

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Turkey Slap Rape

1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible

Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!

Turkey Slap Rape by PARTYROCKIN July 7, 2012

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Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.

"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"

Turkey Slice Slap by Pancake Human May 9, 2024

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