turkey

by VDanger April 15, 2011
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(n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy fool
OR
a tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.
See jive turkey
by Jam Master J November 24, 2005
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1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person
The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.
by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010
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Ya, I gave him a bj, he came three times, it's like a turkey in bowling
Gobble, gobble
by Pussykatturkey October 20, 2010
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some1 wiv a big arse and thighs would be called a turkey
mrs McOmish who works in gracemount high skool is a turkey
by xx-just moi-xx March 15, 2007
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A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.

Never really realizes she's being annoying.
Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
by Lisa-A March 30, 2011
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awesome, cool, etc.

Similar to jawes.
A usage begun at UNH that is quickly spreading across the globe.
"That's hip, that's fly, that's TURKEY"
by kylejtod February 18, 2008
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