turkey

noun \ˈtər-kē\

A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.

Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!

turkey by LOUDturkey2013 March 13, 2013

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Turkey

Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:

1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality

Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?

Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!

Turkey by Jake Friedman August 6, 2012

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Turkey

A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's not quite European, but not quite Asian either.

If through some crazy events Asia and Europe went to war, they'd both bomb Turkey.

Turkey by Jimmy Kickarse August 19, 2006

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Turkey

A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.

Bob: High five, Carl!
Carl: ...
Bob: TURKEY!!!!
Carl: .....
Carl: Ohhhhhhhh... I get it...

Turkey by Macoronikevin April 24, 2008