bird turd

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds
by andy1 May 30, 2005
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Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.
Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!
by Sandmanski October 25, 2017
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Bird turd

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.
by JonoT02 February 22, 2019
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turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.
Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...
by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006
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bird turds

The secretion from the male penis when arroused.
"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".

"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."
by Bertothegreat February 03, 2006
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cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.
My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!
by anarnie November 09, 2010
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bird turd

"bro he is such a bird turd"
by catmaster65 January 21, 2023
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