Tuna Melt

The act of being a complete idiot.

Nigel: Shall we vote Brexit.

James: Nigel stop being such a tuna melt.

by NextYearxx March 29, 2019

Tuna melt

1. The act of performing oral sex on a girl after previously enjoying a bag of cheetos therefore leaving a cheesy residue on her tuna.

2. Slice of toast with tuna and melted cheese.

James: dude did you hear keagen ate out marissa lastnight?

Sarah: ew didn't he have cheetos that night?

James: oh yes he did, classic tuna melt.

by Cheeze Louize September 14, 2011

Tuna Melt

The crotch of a ginger; what's in between the legs of a red head.

"Once I took that ginger's clothes off, I gave it my all and ate that tuna melt."

by Dirtbag Numero Uno September 21, 2011

Tuna Melt

A sandwich made by taking a large ice cream scooper, scooping out the yeast infection of a woman's vagina, and throwing it onto a slice of bread for consumption.

A Burnt Tuna Melt involves a garnishing of pubic hair. Great fun for all ages!

"Aunt May, is that yeast infection still festering? Cause the kids need some Tuna Melt lunches".

by Marinolicious October 27, 2011

Alabama Tuna Melt

It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...

Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!

by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019

tennessee tuna melt

The act of inserting ones tongue into the anus of a freshly creampie'd trailer trash whore.

"Dude, Terry told me he indulged in a Tennessee tuna melt with Crystal last night, right after Jim Bob fucked her. Gross."

by Terrence Horace February 1, 2018

tuna melt surprise

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick

have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise

by joeyab July 13, 2011