Tudge

The combination of a tunnel and a bridge, yet it is too short to be considered a tunnel.

Wow is this a bridge or a tunnel?

It's a tudge !

by Cheechinator January 23, 2022

Goat tugger

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Fully Turged

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack

I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.

by singleguy69 March 11, 2013

todger

Penis British

Nice todger

by Heretic May 20, 2002

Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not

neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox

by ccans December 21, 2020

Trudgery

trudgery - truhdge-ary(noun)
the state or condition one feels after getting a two, or two and a half hour sleep,
and then going to school,
working to stay awake through the classes,
grocery shopping
and carrying the groceries home through the snowy unshoveled sidewalks.

Tuesdays often are full of trudgery.

by S-gurl November 21, 2006

Mel Tugger

The act of hating your job so much you masturbate on a Zoom call with a woman who runs a sexual misconduct awareness business. See: football coach, Michigan State University

The way she kept saying no was so sexy I had to pull a Mel Tugger!

by El Pinto Grande September 11, 2023