Tube Socks

A piece of clothing a guy uses to jack his juice in after he fucks or masterbates!

Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!

by SlopNChop December 10, 2016

tube socks

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!

OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~

by tessasarah January 11, 2009

tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh

by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019

Tube socks

Typically white knee-length with stripes at the top. Looks good on both girls and guys. However, in the latter case should always be worn with short (mid-thigh or above) shorts and NEVER with sandals.

denim short shorts, tube socks and vans slip ons is a classic look, and extremely comfy in summer.

by futterwacker678 August 19, 2010

tube socks

a handy device around your feet to securely store your drugs

all i need are my tube socks and the streets.

by B. Rab February 10, 2004

Tube Sock

An overbearing bug eyed self absorbing be-littler that enjoys tazing his employees on a tri daily basis. The tube sock enjoys his abnormal gait while closely resembling the fictional human sized tube sock portrayed by the skittles commercials.

-Hey, i need you to restock all one million pieces of equipment by the end of your shift while I look at facebook. Dammit, your such a tubesock!

-THIS IS MANDATORY!

Ohh your such a tube sock!

by Hitmeagain December 11, 2010

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee July 02, 2007