Max Payne Thousand

Bad asf a 10/10

Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021

400 thousand dollars

how much it costs to fire heavy's weapon for 12 seconds

it costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds -heavy weapons guy

by pootis spencer here July 12, 2018

A Trousle of Bones

A group of skeletons parading down your street (can also be used to define a group of Papyri)

Dude 1#: Bro, I just saw A Trousle of Bones on Jones St.
Dude 2#: Dude no way! Did you get a picture?

by tyytanb0n3.d April 17, 2019

Tsaousi

Name of an ancient Indian God that means "The one with the big cock".

It makes part of an old Indian prophecy about the end of the world by a weird white liquid flood(that tastes like chicken).

Quote from the relative book.

"then Tsaousi will end it all"

by K6115907 December 13, 2012

thousand island dressing

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time

Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.

by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014

trouser snake

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

by Dub P August 26, 2005

thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003