Trumps

Bad with women. Bad with cars. Can't build engines, and blames it on part suppliers. Trumps likes to talk alot of shit about how he is most awesome. All hail Trumps!

Trumps is such a great mechanic. He hasnt driven Kermit in years!

by RCR February 13, 2004

Trumps

Hater a** well to do chumps.

"What are them business men looking at?"
"Who knows, they're just Trumps."

by HavoKlown1 August 14, 2016

trumps

Dark red-brown gelatinous globs made out of congealed period blood. They tend to accumulate in the body and then slip out during pressure changes, like sneezes or standing up. They are generally a mess to clean up, as they usually burst and stain everything.

A: Girl, you have a trumps running down your leg
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017

trumps

Coágulos menstruales. Suelen acumularse en el cuerpo y salir de pronto ante cambios de presión, tales como estornudos, gases o cambios de posición corporal. Son gelatinosos y pegajosos. Ensucian todo lo que tocan.

A: Veo que te vino!
B: Qué?
A: Tenes un hilo de trumps corriendote por la pierna.
B: Mierda, tengo que cambiarme la toallita.

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017

Trumps

Noun - any feces that doesn’t go down the toilet bowl the first time it has been flushed.

I flushed the toilet but a few Trumps were still floating around, so i had to flush the trumps a second time.

by Melania13 January 19, 2021

Trumps

Variation of the British word, trotts

trotts (def) : diarrhea caused by food or drinks

Made famous by the shitshow of 45th US President Donald J. Trump. He made a laughingstock of America worldwide and his Presidential legacy is best defined by diarrhea; loose, gassy, wet, painful stools.

I can’t come in to work today, that gas station sushi gave me the Trumps.

I love ice cream but it messes up my stomach and I’m on the toilet all day with the Trumps.

by 808IslandGurl January 23, 2021

trumps willy

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color

Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!

by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019