Trom

Craping your self

Did you trom

by Daniel shmalt November 24, 2019

Trom Nom Nom

A word used to outdo om nom nom threefold.

Fred: Om nom nom

Joe: Trom nom nom

by Trom Nommer May 21, 2010

dik trom

A fat Dutch kid

O he is Dik like that fat boy dik trom

by Dutch fat kid February 24, 2017

coronary trombosis

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

tromboned

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

by goose616 September 30, 2012

Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009