Trolliosis

Skin condition newborns are diagnosed with causing them to rapidly evolve into monstrous trolls. No such cure has been found for trolliosis, all that can be done is plastic surgery.

Symptoms include:
Greasy hair
Unbelievable strength

Mood Swings
Addiction to Steal
Obsessiveness
Tends to live under bridges

I heard that girl was born with trolliosis... poor troll.

by Dr. TrollnBurge December 11, 2010

trollhoused

Drunkenness that even surpasses shithoused. A state of transcendental idiocy always ending with Taco Bell drive-thru.

Brian was so trollhoused that he woke up naked in his parent's bed, in between his parents!

by MurderintheFace September 12, 2018

Tollhouse Treat

Having anal sex with a dwarf, pulling out and wiping it around her mouth.

That dwarf is begging for a tollhouse treat

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009

Trollos

Trollos are a special kind of annoying cholos. Their natural habitat include the wild ghettos of southern California.

Pedro: "Hey dude, do you still have the pack of cigarettes I gave you?"
Luis: "Nah, I smoked them all after my baby mama dumped"
Pedro: "What the fuck dude? There were like 12 cigarettes, fucking pendejo trollos are all the same"

by trollomaster December 23, 2016

tollhoused

when one becomes high, one may refer to oneself as being "tollhoused" meaning baked like a tollhouse cookie!

Tori "yea, just got back from jonahs house man, im so tollhoused"

Derek "thats wack yo!"

by WHORIE TRASHQUEZ December 29, 2009

Trollournalist

Journalist who writes insincere and dishonest pieces simply for attempting to gain notoriety and / or fame by attaining a strong negative backlash. Such as Jiz Loans of the Daily Misogynist.

Unable to make it in the fashion world, Liz Jones resorts to being a Trollournalist. Whereby she writes inflamatory lies in order to be published. For example she publishes and then tells the world via TV that she believes all women over the age of 40 'steal sperm from used condoms of their boyfriends without their consent'. She then goes on UK national TV to state the same.

by Crystal M (for geordielass) May 9, 2013

Trollosity

the volume in which someone is trolled

The level of Trollosity is at it's peak for my friend

by Popstarprincess123 May 13, 2014