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Student Athletic Trainer 

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.
See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

T-shirt Trainer 

A 't-shirt trainer' is a male who goes to the gym only for the purpose of working their upper body, in the mistaken belief that getting bigger pecs and biceps will improve his success with the ladies.

T-shirt training has the effect of giving the male a defined upper body, but leaving him with skinny ass chicken legs. T-shirt trainers like to refer to themselves as bodybuilders, but you will only ever see them on the bench press, bicep curl or shoulder fly machines, ie. they are not bodybuilders, but vain posers.

The term was originally coined by Tempa T (of the Slew Dem Crew).

What t-shirt trainers fail to realise hoewver is that no

chcikn legs
Guy1: lolz look at those t-shirt trainers over there. desperately tryina get buff before summer.

Guy2: Don't they realise now matter how big their pecs are, it won't make up for their lack of social skills.
T-shirt Trainer by Zweihander47 November 9, 2011

Sea World Trainer 

A person of select and unique skill sets needed to handle tough clients and is generally hired by Corporate America to solve problems which save or make money. These same clients or management may someday turn on them for unknown reasons at any time, eating them for lunch. The Sea World Trainer is considered disposable with few lasting benefits, recognition, or legal recourse. Sea World Trainers also live for the glory, and usually die without any.
John used an exciting new format for the ad, but the moron client found it objectionable and chewed him a new asshole, and management fired John without notice to keep the money client happy.

John was a Sea World Trainer.
Sea World Trainer by Aquamar April 21, 2011

Sex Trainer 

Someone that helps you improve your sex game by instructing you during sex.
Janelle had an appointment with the sex trainer because she need help having sex.
Sex Trainer by Melanie500 November 23, 2016

Sceptile_Trainer 

Sceptile_Trainer. Definately the greaest thing the net has seen since sliced bytes. Reads bob and george and Ctrl+Alt+Del every time they update. Plays The Sims 2 at least once a day.
Ho-hum, Sceptile_Trainer makes another brilliant post.

All Star Dragon Trainer 

a usually friendless male between the ages of 15-30 who lives with his mom he reads his eragon books for half the day and the rest of the day he plays wizard games on the internet. he is very knowledgeable about dragons and medieval weapons. he spends his Friday nights watching "the history of dragons" on the history channel... he is also very annoying.