Trail Of Tears

When you make out with a girl who has recently had her period and is currently using a tampon or pad, and proceed to put your hand down her pants and pull out the pad or tampon and smack her in the face by suprise multiple times. She will then look like a native american who just left a long destructive battle.

"Yo dude I heard you gave that chick a trail of tears last night!"
"Yeah man she got owned!"

by JT fountain drinks July 6, 2006

trail of tears

The pungent aroma left behind as someone walks and farts at the same time.

Dude, I thought I was cool until somebody came down the same aisle as me and walked right into my trail of tears.

by Pineapple and cock April 30, 2009

Trail of Tears

When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.

So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind

by Jamie Malinquetoast December 13, 2009

Trail of Tears

When a guy brings home a broad, he proceeds to pound her like a jackhammer in the ass, get his nut (she cant have hers), then, the most important part, steal the chicks phone, kick her out of the house and make her walk back to her house, which distance must be longer than 4 miles. Hence, the Trail of Tears. You can make her wear a headdress for effect if you want

Man, Wingo, i thought i didnt like that girl DR, so why did you take her home last nite?

oh dont worry, i made her walk the trail of tears.

That a boy wingo! Headdress too?

oh yeah, no other way!

by John Torrisi February 20, 2009

trail of tears

Farting while walking ahead of a person or group that has to follow your path.

When I was hiking with Bob, he had so much gas that he was laying down a "trail of tears".

by Fart Brewer March 7, 2008

Trail of Tears

The opposite of a happy trail. The hair leading down the back towards the ass crack of a male/female.

"Check out that trail of tears on that Indian girl."

by John Runde June 11, 2008

trail of tears

When you are at your partner's house and, just before orgasm, pick her up, continue to climax as you walk towards the front door and as you finish drop her on the front step and slam/lock the door behind her.

"Todd, what do you mean 'Come over to my place'? I thought you lived with Susan?"
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."

by a Tastless Turtle May 15, 2008