Townsend

v. to leave a hangout spot at approximately 11:00 pm to "study"...also to leave friends when the mood becomes uncomfortable, sexual, or tense.

n. any male not interested in the female sex

v. to have a large obsession with Chuck Norris and Tom Selleck
Dude, way to townsend out on us last night during the movie...

Dude, he doesnt think she is hott, he must be a townsend!

by Thunder Johnson May 01, 2006
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Townsend

A real bullshitter. Takes no shame in being caught out and likes to make up the most pointless of lies.
"This guy at the pub tried to tell me he downed a litre of vodka to impress a woman, he was a real townsend!"
by PersuasiveOwl420 December 05, 2017
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will townsend

Fugly boy who makes shit spotify playlists and probably has a boner 24/7
Person- "Wow just found a will townsend, I'll stay away from him"
by ginger boy 321 January 24, 2018
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Ava Townsend

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.
Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.
by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019
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Devin Townsend

Lead singer of Strapping Young Lad. Also sings really fucking hard.
Devin Townsend once sang so hard he blacked out and shit his pants.
by TheSeventhSymbol November 11, 2005
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townsend harris

a high school in Flushing, Queens where the best students in the city go. Mostly Asians, but there are some others. Once the students get there, they are bombarded by homework and classwork and collaterals that take forever to complete. Even in 9th grade they are given college textbooks to read and expected to do insane amounts of work. Mostly girls. Better than stuyvesant or bronx science.

Side effects of going to thhs: insomnia, spinal problems, burned out brain, and insanity from stress.
*phone rings*

Friend: Hey Amanda, hows it going

Harrisite: Can't, gotta, study, TEST!!!!

*hangs up phone*

(The average social life of a townsend harris student)
by Actual Harrisite December 22, 2011
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Andrew Townsend

a andrew townsend also known as gandi a important aspect of this mythical being is he doesn't go outside, in ancient texts known as the siege custom game chat it depicts an ancient being pondering the thought of what a blade of grass fells like.

Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.

The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.
lewis: kallum are you looking at the same thing as me

kallum: oh my god lewis

lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough

kallum: how about gandis gambit

lewis: that is it me friend
by muph September 03, 2021
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