A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.
We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.
by thisispointless0 May 5, 2011
Get the dick touching contestmug. Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
Get the dick touching sessionmug. by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019
Get the touch a boy dick daymug. it means that u got a pass to touch a boy dick on October 25 cause its National touch a boy dick day
by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019
Get the touch a boy dick daymug. Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.
Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
by TimboG April 30, 2006
Get the getting your dick touchedmug. by migumbo October 25, 2009
Get the gay as 2 dicks touchingmug. by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019
Get the Touch a boy dick daymug.