Beafy Tostada

Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".

Check out that Beafy Tostada!

by Ty Webb April 9, 2003

Yankee Tostada

Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.

I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...

by Vice "Husky" Versa May 5, 2011

Boston Tostada

The act of munting a midget who was the victim of frogage

“Man, that Boston Tostada really wrecked my weekend”

by Crazy style pizza March 4, 2025

Pan tostado

Pan tostado is an expression that someone use when they want to make reference to the soldiers that work for free in the southern lands of the Caucasian Afghanistan. The expression can also be a reference to a journalist that is lost in the war.

Xavier is a Pan Tostado, we have to send our regards to his family.

by handledeeznuts333 April 19, 2022

dio tostapane

A tipical italian expression of disappointment.

Che cazzo fai, dio tostapane?

what the fuck are you doing, god toaster?

Mi hanno escluso dalla chat, dio tostapane!

they banned me off the chat, god toaster!

by porcaccioddio September 6, 2011

Tostado

A person in a state of permanent intellectual delirium, induced by repeatedly overdosing on ethanol and/or other mind-altering substances. First observed in the bars of Kampala, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a village idiot, as the latter generally displays a higher degree of self-awareness.

This guy seems to have fallen into a drunken stupor.

No bro, he’s just a tostado.

by lugambo August 25, 2022

Tortada

When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.

Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno.

by the royal tortada April 26, 2010