1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.

2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.
1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".

2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!

Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!
by Mcwaffle August 5, 2008
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jake will get foodpoisoning from that shitty ass burgerking and will toss cookies all night
by papajohn October 21, 2007
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Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.
After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.
by X.J. Reason February 19, 2009
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Steve : Hey guy's check it out I put pony tails on my pubes!
Kaylee : O Good Lord!
Kiersten : Uh I think I'm gonna be sick!
Jake : Hey Kaylee why is Kiersten Tossing Cookies in the bathroom?
Kiersten : Well Steve exposed his bush in front of us and made her sick!
Steve : Hey Jake check out my pubes I grew them out aren't they sexy!
Jake : Uhh! I think I'm gonna join Kiersten in the bathroom!
Chad : What The Hell Kaylee! Why is my work force in the bathroom?
Kaylee : Oh there just Tossing Cookies!
Chad : Yeah Right! He probally poundin her pussy again!
Steve : Hey Chad like my long silky pubes?
Chad : Ohh Nice! Mmmm! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Excuse me I need to go Toss Some Cookies myself!
by SlopNChop January 29, 2018
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me and Judy were busy all night tossing cookies. We did it on top of the stove and everything
by Rickert the Baker January 19, 2011
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