Tortellini

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.

by Thoulur January 16, 2019

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

Tortilla Hips

Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.

Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?

Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.

Jackson: gross.

by Great Seany January 17, 2017

Tontolaba

Persona de poca inteligencia. Insulto.

Apócope de "tonto del haba". Expresión proviniente de la tradición de comer un roscón el 6 de enero. El roscón estaba relleno, además de su relleno comestible, con dos objetos: un rey y una haba. Al que le tocaba la haba al comer su trozo, tendría la obligación de pagarlo.

-Mira ese tío intentando echar una carrera con un león.
- ¡Qué tontolaba!

by Mindblower May 15, 2015

tortoise position

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.

I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell

by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017

Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.

"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."

by vibes69 December 5, 2019

ass tortilla

The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.

Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.

by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005