Tortoise

An older man who likes to date younger women.

Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm

by djdannyd June 5, 2015

Tortoise

Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise

by CGK May 12, 2009

tortoise

sonmeone who always comes late

"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"

by italianpimpsta September 25, 2002

Tortoise

Tourtoise new title for a pedophile

Tortoise is the new word for pedophile. Because they always beat the hair!

by tinyhole August 20, 2012

Tortoise

whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).

"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."

by cyantific October 6, 2008

Tortoise

Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.

I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.

by Clayborne Harris March 31, 2004

Tortoising

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.

My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!

by gurgi July 13, 2009