torqoise

The evil twin of the color turquoise. Not as bright, not as pretty, doesn't call when it says it will, spits at you if you get too close.

Torqoise will never be my favorite color.

by sullyplease January 8, 2009

Torttoise

Literally the best person ever and their opinion should be laws such as, Everyone should stand the Brauns

Hey do you know Torttoise, the TikToker?
Yes I love them, they hurt me with the banana fish video

by T_minz March 1, 2021

Tortoise

An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.

Not to be mistaken for turtles.

Fear me. And fear the tortoise.

by I💗Hypixel May 18, 2016

tortoise head

The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.

Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.

by Coinage August 20, 2006

tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better

"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

by Master bay shan July 10, 2021

hairy tortoise

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts

I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise

by Commander Rik January 25, 2011

Tasty Tortoise

When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off

Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.

by El Camino Sandman July 22, 2018