tortillas

Hundred dollar bills. Used in this sense because they easy to come by once you make it.

Johnny dropped a whole stack of tortillas on one hand of blackjack. Homeboy's got mad money.

by Mongoria November 11, 2009

Tortilla

The plural of tortoise.

Man, the zoo had a lot of Tortilla.

by KingOfTheVibes January 18, 2018

tortillas

Lesbians. you know flat on flat ...

My tortillas are coming over to watch the L Word and listen to some Melissa Ethridge.

by Schneidwinder April 3, 2008

On the tortilla

A phrase used as a descriptor for a potential romantic relationship that is not of genuine interest. A "side chick". This tortilla-person would not be seen as first priority. The two in this relationship may be completely unsure if each other's feelings.

1: Do you like this girl foreal?
2: Nah dude, she's on the tortilla. I'm down to kiss her but if she gets crazy it's no sweat because I can replace her easily.
1: (laughing) You dog! I should've known you were on the tortilla with that chick!

by FacetiousFemaleFireHydrant February 10, 2015

Tortilla

The basic eating utensil used by Mexicans,
used in place of a fork, spoon, and knife. Tortillas are the only utensil used for eating BESIDES your hands.

Stephanie: Can I have a spoon?
Diana: Where do you think we are?! You can have a tortilla!

Eddie: You want a spoon? HEY, this girl wants a spoon!
Sydney: That bitch can stick with her tortilla!

by Echhi Chama May 3, 2009

Tortillas

Latino girls with flat butts.

Jesus - Yo esse! check out those Tortillas, two o'clock.
Jorge - Vato! Less hook'em up wid some queso!

by whaxalot October 8, 2008

tortillas

Everyone knows what tortillas are even if you are not mexican! You know that round substance made out of flour that goes with frijoles.

I eat frijoles with tortillas like everyday! It's the typical mexican, everyday food.

by gbaby aka Sandra December 26, 2007