tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

tooth fairy

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.

Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!

by amy, yo August 12, 2007

Tooth Fairy

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.

Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;

by It'sALie August 22, 2010

'Tooth Fairy

Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.

Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.

by J. Cox December 27, 2008

toothfairyed

Taking something that belongs to someone else while they are not present and leaving a small amount of money as compensation.

1) Joe wasn't in his room so JP toothfairyed some of Joe's cigarettes, taking three and leaving 54 cents in the pack.

2) JP was drunk (again) and Eric's parents weren't home so he took some of their beers from the fridge, leaving a dollar where they had been toothfairy-style.

by JPanda February 10, 2010

Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.

Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.

by f'd January 12, 2011

Tooth Fairy

A Gay Dentist

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

by John W Booth April 8, 2010