Tool around on your face.

To pull out your penis and drag it around on someones face.

You better shut your mouth or I am going to tool around on your face.

by Tungsten82 June 7, 2011

facebook [tool]

is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.

Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.

"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"

OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"

by toolhaters November 6, 2008

toolface

Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

by blugirl January 27, 2005

toolface

A term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. Often is given to the best of football players.

Toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.

by toolface December 14, 2006