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Tony Hawk

When liquid feces becomes pasted along the rim of a toilet. Similar physics of the brown matter are seen with Tony's wicket skateboarding moves back in the late 1990's. Not to be confused with the "upper-decker" (crapping in the tank) or the "ground-rule double" (crapping on the seat and letting the poop fall in).
College student: I ate some Taco Bell, some magic mushrooms, and a bunch of other garbage then pulled a Tony Hawk on the shitter. In retrospect, it was real bad case of the green apple slatters.
by Jeff Lars January 3, 2008
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Tony Hawk

A very popular skateboarder.
People usually use him when they know nothing about skateboarding, and want to sound like they do.
Person 1: Hey, I'm I love skateboarding. Tony hawk is AMAZING!!!

Person 2: So, show me that ollie you were going to do.
by NeonGhost March 10, 2014
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the main cause for the demise and mass popularity of modern skateboarding. started a video game that caused a new wave of dumbasses, little kids or skhaters to start skateboarding making it the "cool" thing to do. also the founder of one of the shittiest skateboard companies ever, birdhouse, yet it is popular.
by nateee January 1, 2007
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Tony Hawk single handedly fucked skateing fo life by releasing a video game and making a whole shit lode of posers.
by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
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A sexual act involving anal sex where one tells the receiver that they have A.I.D.S. Upon the receiver learning of this, the giver rides away on a skateboard.
That bitch was chasing after me when I tony Hawked her.
by the joe December 17, 2004
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A cruddy skater (sorry, i don't like vert guys) who endorses/has endorsed pretty much every junk food in the USA, and has 6 video games named after him, and his nickname is Birdman. Creative, huh?
Video games- Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1,2,3,&4, Tony Hawk underground THUG2, tony Hawk's American Wasteland
by SlipKnoTSOAD July 30, 2008
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The god of skateboarding
he is and always will be
Thank gawd for Tony Hawk
by The Lost Vasquez November 11, 2003
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