tonsil hockey 

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

tonsil hockey by PeeBee January 21, 2004

Tonsil Hockey 

The reference "tonsil hockey" means you are in a full on make out session with someone. French kissing is a shorter version type of tonsil hockey - it always includes your tongues being the sticks playing each other, your tonsils being your goal.

"Wow... Becca and her boyfriend were playing tonsil hockey on the couch during the movie, they were really going at it!"

Tonsil Hockey by DSclavin March 16, 2020

Tonsil hockey 

Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.

Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.

Tonsil hockey by Superior Intelligence May 14, 2020

Tonsil hockey 

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

Tonsil hockey by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

tonsil hockey goalie 

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

tonsil hockey goalie by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

tonsil hockey goalie 

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

tonsil hockey goalie by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

tonsil hokey

Making out. Franch kiss.

Ian Harding is a champion in tonsil hokey. Lucy Hale know this.

tonsil hokey by plladdicted September 25, 2011