Topgrading

When a lower bunkmate masturbates to the intercourse occurring on the bed above him, and tries to hit the above mattress with his spunk.

"Brad never gets laid, but I often hear him topgrading down there, while I fuck my girlfriend.

by PhiliD May 4, 2013

tongrollen

Dutch slang for a open-mouthed kiss with tongue.

Smirrie was bang toen een gore ouwe slet hem handtastelijk aanviel en hem wou tongrollen.

by Robbb_ March 3, 2008

Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.

Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.

by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010

Topgrading

The practice of reforming a portion of a memory foam mattress into a shape resembling an orifice in order to fornicate with same. A true topgrading is done to the mattress of another in order to exact some form of revenge (see, eg. "top shelf" or "upper decker" et al.)

"Garret's topgrading session was interrupted by a mirror crashing down from Trisha and Brad's wall. He nonetheless reached climax and decided this had made it all the more satisfying."

by PhiliD May 4, 2013

No-tographer

A person at a party (usually intoxicated) who takes a camera from someone else because they swear they are an amazing photographer but the photos all suck.

'I can't wait to see the photos Doug just took of us on Facebook tomorrow!'

'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'

'Fuck me.'

by jgrizzle October 28, 2009

Tongan

The name given to a native of The Kingdom of Tonga, the only Pacific Island nation never to have been conquered or colonized by another country. A very proud people, with a very rich culture & history, that could be shown to the world if there weren't so many idiots among them that seem to think that they are better than anyone else. Many claim to be Christian, but by the the way they write on this website, it's very hard to believe. They are part of Polynesia which include all the nations from Hawai'i in the north, down toNew Zealand to the south & across to Easter Island in the east. Once the centre of a great Pacific empire that included Samoa, Rarotonga, The Marquesas Islands, Southern Fiji, & as far west as the Islands of Ouvea & Futuna in New Caledonia, the Tongan people were a talented seafaring people & fearsome warriors. They were once a Noble but Humble people, but unfortunately, some of today's Tongans have let their Pride turn to Arrogance, & all the great deeds done by their ancestors are being destroyed by a bunch of these arrogant thugs.

Stop the hatred between our other Polynesian Brothers & Sisters. We all have a proud history to look back at, no matter what Nation we're from.

POLYNESIA, UNITE !! If only this petty bickering between Island nations could stop, & all Polynesia could unite as one entity, it would give us all a stronger voice on the world stage. As a Proud Tongan, this is what I feel in my heart. To all the people who just hate Tongans for the sake of hating, I'm sorry you feel that way. You've just met the wrong Tongans. Peace & Love.

by TrueTonganHeart June 3, 2011

Tonga

strongest nation. Pacific islanders;

There a hardcore nation

by CRIPSTRESS October 13, 2003