tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

Toiting

Texting on the toilet.

Jane was late because she was toiting.

by mmaalia June 3, 2017

Tilingerr

An amazing artist that share a lot of cool drawings and is probably funnier than you
They're obsessed with dainsleif 😕😕😕

Person 1 : yoo I low-key like crackships in genshin because like they must all know each other since they all have visions and stuff
Person 2 : yea-
Tilingerr (aka Lin) : DID YOU SAY GENSHIN IMPACT CRACKSHIPS ??? DO YOU LIKE ZHONGDAIN *insert puppy eyes*

by Chwiimp August 11, 2021

high tailing

Runnin yo ass off

You jimmy was getting chased by the jake, I saw him high tailing round bleeker street

by Creboy November 29, 2013

kite tailing

When a girl's tampon string hangs out of her underwear/bathing suit etc.

Did you see Sharon at the pool yesterday? She was kite tailing hardcore.

by Fraboli May 25, 2017

Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

by JHoffman November 16, 2010

Raccoon Tailing

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.

Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.

by partisanwarrior97 April 29, 2019