Occam's Toilet Brush 

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

Occam's Toilet Brush by CaptainScorpio July 22, 2008

satan's toilet 

Definition: The hidden bonus scenes in movies found after the end credits have passed.

Origin: The term originated with the film Masters of the Universe in which at the end of the movie Skeletor (the main antagonist) is seen to rise up out of bubbling demonic pit to shout "I'll be back". As he was seen to be rising out of Satan's Toilet the scene was referred to as the Satan's Toilet scene and eventually the term became synonymous with all bonus or hidden scenes in movies occurring after the credits.

Did you see the Satan's Toilet in Deadpool? it was a total homage to Ferris Bueller.

satan's toilet by Galvamel February 4, 2017

Squidward's toilet 

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.

Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing

Squidward's toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Marko's toilet leg syndrome 

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.

After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

Marko's toilet leg syndrome by Marko Polo March 1, 2020

trucker's toilet 

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.

When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.

trucker's toilet by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011

Halva's toilet 

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat

I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.

Halva's toilet by bumm bummm May 2, 2020

gay man's toilet 

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.

As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.

gay man's toilet by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009