toady

Vagina
or to be stupid

Girls have toadys boys have penises.

by Maygin January 6, 2008

toady

bounty all over

bounty is a big toady

by bh November 10, 2003

Toady

Adjective derived from today often referred to females who obsess with everything that's new and fashionable.

Toady went to the supermarket to get the latest make up, let's see if its even 'in'!

by TartdyTardis August 17, 2018

toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

by ol buzzard March 7, 2014

toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 4, 2004

boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

chodey toady

A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.

Damn my ex James has a Chodey toady, he jumped off the bridge after trying to fuck me.

by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017