toabstool

have a lumpy stool, shit your pants while sitting down.

Playing golf, sit on the golf cart and you have a lumpy toabstool.

by RixaN May 16, 2010

Toadstool

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

vomiting toadstool

With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.

"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"

by johnny30 February 18, 2009

Toadstool

A short and fat penis.

Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.

by barbiesboobs December 18, 2011

Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT November 5, 2008

Toadstool Takeover

A trashy you tuber who uploads bad content and has a mic which can be comparable to a potato.

Loser :Have you watched Toadstool Takeovers latest video?
Non-Loser: What are you fucking gay?

by ZonaZayinHarah March 1, 2018