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Prayer to the Rave Gods 

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...
Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!

Sacrifice to the Primal Gods 

When eight or more black men hung like horse's with testicles as large as potato's(Also known as Them) capture, strip, violate, rape, then mutilate the body of a Female girl from ages 15 to 85 by beating them to death with there freakishly long horse penis' while they die of internal hemoraging. Then they proceed to empty the semen from there ball bags onto the once living corpse and burn the milky gooey body as they dance and praise the horse penis gods.
Wow that girl was once living until "THEM" decided her time to be ritualized had come. She was Sacrifice to the Primal Gods.

Toss a log to the lawn Gods 

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle
Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

Gods Gift to the Ramp 

Ryan Mcmanaman. The best ramper of all time. Much better then Tyler Jeffery
Ryan stacks bags much better then Tyler. He is Gods Gift to the Ramp.

The godly people who worshipped gods who required spleen juice to remain godly 

1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.
Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.