TMS

This Meeting Sucks

Damn! TMS. I'm out of here.

by phdeed2015 June 21, 2018

tms

temporary moment of stupidity

what happens when normal people do something stupid for no reason. several instances of tms are indicative of something else

person 1: I can't believe you walked into that parked car
person 2: a real tms
person 3: shut up and get me some ice!!!

by T-do January 1, 2007

tms

An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.

Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.

by DaXi February 2, 2017

TMS

Trump Messiah Syndrome - the condition that prohibits a person from making or accepting rational criticism about Donald Trump.

Donald Trump could shoot a baby in the face and the portion of his supporters with TMS would blame the baby!

by SirEndr March 18, 2020

TMS

The Maestro Shufflers. One of the most badass shuffle "crews" there are. They dance the Melbourne Shuffle and are damn good at it. Go watch videos of them on youtube!

TMS- Danielzz is a wicked shuffler.

by Sea323 October 16, 2009

TMS

Abbreviation of The Mark Side.

Dude, it's easier to say TMS instead of The Mark Side.

by TMSfanLisa April 27, 2017

TMS

that makes sense

Sarah: what do you mean by she fell into it?
Martin: cuz basically he pushed her in
Sarah: ohh tms!

by melonysmicket October 25, 2019