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tjard

It's not a big deal for a person called 'Tjard' to show his emotions. He's very sensitive most of the time. But don't think this is a weakness! The worst thing you can do is arguing with him. Although he is a very intelligent person, there will be many (and believe me, really many) irrational arguments. So be careful!

Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.

After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!

PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.
His name is Tjard. Tjard is a nice person.
by Dr. Meinhart Erschwanz January 5, 2017
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teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.
"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"
by Tramod September 9, 2004
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Teardrop ass

A teardrop ass is when that booty looks like a teardrop or a half a heart.
Damn bro she got that perfect teardrop ass, i wanna smash.
by Feral_Booty_Inspector May 31, 2018
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theard

An intentional mispelling of the word "thread". Used in online forums dedicated to spam messages.
Stop calling it a "thread". It's a theard you nub.
by Vendacious April 21, 2006
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Tjeerd

The biggest instigator of smurfs country. He lives there with Smurfette, the cleverest of all smurfs country. Smurfs find Tjeerden unwise attractive because he is smart and also funny. Also Tjeerden are often naughty and have a fetish on refrigerator doors. Ideally, they polished refrigerator doors all day long. If you are Tjeerd, you should be happy to be called Tjeerdmans instead of Tjeerdo! Past-simple of Tjeerd is verdisconTjeerd.
Tjeerd is the opposite of Geert
by ArieKanarie June 25, 2012
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Japanese Teardrop

n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.
(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”
by J.May December 27, 2009
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teardrop

the best classification of ass-shape that a white girl can hope for. it's shaped like a teardrop and only looks good in the right pair of pants.

see also: onion
damn that white girl got a onion!

nah son, that's just a teardrop, look at the shape
by knowledge August 27, 2004
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