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tin foil hat

The special properties of aluminum foil that shield the brain from being read by "liberal activist" scientists. Also works nicely as a rain hat that gives the "tin roof" effect.
Dick Cheney hated getting wet for it faded his outer humanoid membrane. He discovered the tin foil hat he wore from his "undisclosed location" kept him warm and toasty.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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Tin foil master

To be able to shoot tinfoil out of ones ass and defeat all the mere shrubs in your garden of life
Yo did you hear that Angie is a tin foil master bro how crazy is that
by Billybopbo June 3, 2021
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tin foil hat

alien technology that make people crazy. once removed from head will have a million uses. it often seen on a head of a man/woman who appears insane. again it has a million uses such as heating a potato getting a tan and if turned inside out can cool you down on a hot day
"hey my potato's cold"

"here use my tin foil hat it should heat it up in no time"
"thanks"
by chris cooper alabama April 23, 2010
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Tin Foil Hat

based on the idea that tin foil protects your brain from being read, this term may also refer to people who embrace paranoid or conspiracy theories. especially used by leftists when referring to far leftists.
Did you see the Tin Foil Hat ranting about aliens controlling the media? His conspiracy theories made the rest of us look like nuts!
by Jennifer Lizak January 3, 2009
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Tin Foil Conservative

A Paranoid Conservative who unlike mainstream conservatives buys into one or all of the conspiracy theory's that pop up on the Extreme Right and far-right
Conspiracy theories that somehow make their way into the edges of the mainstream.

example

The War on Christmas
Bither Conspiracy (Obama is not a legal citizen conspiracy)
New World Order Conspiracy
Fema Concentration Camp Conspiracy
Clinton Body Count Conspiracy
Jewish 9/11 Conspiracy
Global Warming is a Fraud Conspiracy
ect...
Don't listen to the guy spewing stories about a New World Order, He's just a Tin Foil Conservative
by Truth_Out September 7, 2009
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Tin Foil Taxi

Tin foil Taxi syndrome is the phenomenon that any player of the GTA trilogy will have experienced. From GTA III, the start of the trilogy, through Vice City and finally to San Andreas, the cars got gradually tougher, especially in San Andreas, to compensate for the comparative hugeness of the world map you were playing in, so that you could still cover a lot of ground without having to swap cars repeatedly because they kept blowing up.

In short, tin foil Taxi syndrome is the effect of moving from San Andreas to GTA III (which many players will have tried because this is the correct chronological order) and noticing the huge difference in how brittle the cars seem to be in GTA III.
WTF? I just reversed my Banshee inro a tree and now it's on fire? Oh no! Tin foil Taxi!
by Marky_ November 10, 2008
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Tin foil girl

The kind of girl that thinks being made of iron would give her a little more heart than what she has. Also the kind of person who thinks people can really be like wolves or bears even though wolves and bears are different animals.
The tin foil girl wanted more people to to respect her and less people to reject her, so she told everybody she was made of iron and that people she knew were like wolves, despite a lack of anything evident about them being like wolves and not poodles.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019
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