last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."

Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)

by JusLar April 27, 2011

checkout time

refering to the time you die.

it's been a long haul and i'm about ready for checkout time.

by pussy bee December 24, 2021

Timecheck

The act of first, checking the time and then periodically glacing at the clock, only to find that drastically less time has pass than you thought.

Common in potheads

Oh my god, since our last timecheck, it's only been 3 minutes! *gasp*

by StonerKman May 21, 2018