Technologically
Incompetent
Mother
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
Incompetent
Mother
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
by The_Bear June 06, 2007
by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008
(timmed,timming):
-verb(used with object)
1:to expend the best portion of something; consuming the parts of highest quality while leaving the low quality parts for others.
-verb(used with object)
1:to expend the best portion of something; consuming the parts of highest quality while leaving the low quality parts for others.
Please don't tim that bowl, i'd like to taste some of the green too!
She used to look good, before she was timmed.
You don't have a pre-nup? Prepare to be timmed.
She used to look good, before she was timmed.
You don't have a pre-nup? Prepare to be timmed.
by phattwizzat May 04, 2009
Yeah ignore everything else, tim is literally just a name to describe a person. He isn't the juxtaposition of intelligence, good looks, and athleticism that is described by the wretches (whom are likely named Tim) that hide behind the thin veil of confidence or worth granted by their superfluous definition of the name.
Some "unique" snowflake (probably named tim): OMG11!! TIM IS SO HOT AND GOOD AND ATHLETIC YOU SHOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO HIM. NO YOU SOULD JUST KIL URSELF!1!! BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER AMOUNT TO PRODIGIOUSNESS, HOLY SHIT I JUST WANNA SUCK HIS DICK BECAUS HE IS JUST THAT GOOD!!!!
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
by UTTER FUCKING PERFECTION March 10, 2020
by joylucky121212 July 11, 2008
by Oor_Wullie October 21, 2007
following the concept of marklar, tim is a word that can be used to replace any noun, verb, or adjective. experienced "timmers" are able to comunicate with one other through use of tim in their tone and body language.
warning: the concept of tim can only be conquered over a long peiod of time, only experienced "timmers" can tim with correct accuracy
warning: the concept of tim can only be conquered over a long peiod of time, only experienced "timmers" can tim with correct accuracy
1)you gotta tim that tim
translation
you gotta do that bitch
2)dude im timin the tim hold on
translation
dude im fixing the dryer hold on
translation
you gotta do that bitch
2)dude im timin the tim hold on
translation
dude im fixing the dryer hold on
by commander cool x 2 June 22, 2006