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Thog

Can replace “I don’t care” in most situations. Used to express your apathy about a statement or a situation
Used similarly to “Wig”

Origin of the word comes from a yahoo answers post where someone asked why chips get stale and a user named “Thog” responded “Thog dont caare”. This inspired people to say “Thog don’t caare” when they don’t care. Now, it’s evolved to simply saying “Thog”
Person you hate: Bruh you are actually so annoying
You: Thog
by A fucking bitch May 11, 2019
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When one achieves 25 or less points in a 4-race cup of Mario Kart he or she is subject to a minor penalty called The Thog. The player must pull their underwear up into their ass crack in a thong-like fashion, and jog down the hallway and back.
Because Mike only got 24 points, he had to perform The Thog. Luckily no one opened the door while he frolicked down the hall.
by BigDickRick February 7, 2013
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Thog

A combination of sperm and mucus. Typically is created when a male is able to ejaculate in a female's nose.
A young man was dating a girl with an extremely big nose. He stuck his penis up her nose and had an orgasm. When he took his cock out of the nose, it had thog on it.
by Ben3 October 25, 2008
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A foggy thought; a cross between feeling foggy and having a brilliant idea. Tired while trying to think.
Come back in an hour, I'm caught in a thog.
There's a great idea in there somewhere but right now your proposal is king of thoggy.
by jamomacju bean June 8, 2011
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The term "thog" is a portmanteau between the popular youth-term thot, and the derogatory descriptor "hog". It is used to describe a female who is both promiscuous in sexuality, and who is also ugly as a hog.
I don't know how Rebekah, despite looking like Shrek's rectal prolapse, manages to have so much sex with so many different men. She is a straight up THOG.
by scrotummonstr April 19, 2018
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To beat ones buttocks so hard the individual could be diagnosed with possible amnesia.
"I will thog you, Dylan!"
by JesusWillThogU January 21, 2018
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Name of someone gay and ugly from Europe.
Thog sucks
by vusluft epic gamer December 10, 2019
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