third eye blind

the act of a guy sleeping with anything that walks ugly or not

that guy must be third eye blind cuz he goes hogging alot

third eye blind by edmond April 21, 2005

Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "

Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3

Third EYE Blind by jaibone8 October 30, 2010

Third eye blind

When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.

"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "

"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."

Third eye blind by Cantgoback June 26, 2017

Third-Eye Blind 

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

Third-Eye Blind by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015