thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017

thicker than a snickers

When a girl isn't super skinny and has lots of curves.

Nicki Minaj is thicker than a snickers.

by akm12345 January 5, 2011

Ticked

Angry, annoyed; usually caused by someone else (one rarely becomes ticked by a situation). Also called 'ticked off'.

Fred stole my slippers! I'm ticked!

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Thickezoned

When a girl immediately loses interest in you because you think Blurred Lines is a good song

dumbass was singing blurred lines around her and got himself thickezoned

by slam bam look at that lamb October 4, 2013

Rofl Tricked

To be completely faked out by someone or something

**Chasing a person around the corner but they aren't there, then they come from behind you**
Some Spectator: You just got Rofl Tricked

by jdrazor December 15, 2008

thickems

A thick girl, could be a thick boy. Girl that can cook good home style food. Mostly referred to a special thick girl you are attracted to.

My girl is special, she's cooks she cleans I'm going to smell like onion rings, I love

My thickems

by Lelonym myname November 15, 2014

Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket

My thicket of pubes is certainly becoming unruly.

by SecretNakedHobo August 31, 2010