thermal lance

noun
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.

I said "no way" when my girlfriend wanted to give me a thermal lance.

by Sneaky Horsey March 20, 2016

Thuman

A human who has thumbs and is superior to normal humans

That thuman just beat the shit out of that human

by Johnson Davidson the fifth March 7, 2019

Thelma

Nurturer, Caregiver. Stubborn at times and strong-willed. Likely to hurt one's feelings if unprepared for brutal honesty but well-intentioned and loving. Loves to laugh but because of past hurts may mask her tenderness by putting up a wall. Once you crack her shell she's a kitty cat. Thelma's have a wild side as well - get to know one...

Thelma is so crazy all she's missing is her partner in crime, Louise (ala Thelma and Louise).

by Gen DerBender February 3, 2010

Thermaphrodite

An individual who is both cool and hot, in the colloquial sense

"Man, that girl from chemistry class is such a thermaphrodite!"

by Dlax17 July 17, 2015

Thermammeter

When one can tell the outside temperature by the hardness and/or level of protrusion of one's own nipples. in other words, your mammaries are a thermometer.

Pedestrian 1: "Wow it's colder outside than I expected."
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"

by fernandoumatilla December 5, 2010

themalleableduck

an absolute giga-chad that managed to rickroll rick astley

Hey, have you heard about themalleableduck? Yeah, who hasn't? He rickrolled Rick Astley himself.

by @mansverychill on twitter June 18, 2020

Themazing

Adj. describing a noun from which hyperbolic levels of pleasure are derived. Used when the indefinite article just isn't enough: a-mazing (of superior quality) Vs. the-mazing (of the utmost quality)

- "What is your new pet mouse like? Is it good?"
- "Yes, it is themazing"

by Massive Kath February 3, 2010