therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

theraperized

Getting advice from a friend when you really need to go see a therapist.

person 1: "My husband told me he was gay when we were having sex."

person 2: "Girl, you need to be theraperized!"

by Pbedesem January 10, 2008

therapise

to perform therapy on someone prenounced (ther-a-pize)

i therapised someone today by puting them into a trance

by Hannah Morris September 26, 2007

TheraPISSED

When you piss off your therapist, (s)he becomes TheraPISSED.

1. I haven't paid my therapist in three sessions and I don't have today's check... she's gonna be TheraPISSED!
2. One therapist to another: "that (borderline; sociopathic; narcissistic) client got me theraPISSED!"

by BA** December 18, 2018

therapissed

A person who only gives advice to another while blacked out drunk.

Cody: What should I do about her?
Jon the drunk: Kill her man. Kill her.
Cody: Your such a great therapissed Jon
Jon the drunk: Cheers to beers!

by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

Therapissed

being rly mad at a therapist.

therapist: bob, you dont seem to to be happy with me right now.

bob: ur right. im not happy. im therapissed!

by meowmix26 July 31, 2011