The Wilkinson Integer

The calculable point where the amount of wass being spouted by an individual reaches unbearable levels for those around them.

Ben: *sings unintelligibly*

Dan: “You chat so much Wass its unreal”

Danny: “Mate please just stop, you’ve hit the Wilkinson integer”

by x427 April 13, 2022

The Wilkes-Barre

While wearing a Colonel hat, hitting a girl from behind while she roars like a bear. Both hitting a crack pipe throughout the whole thing.

Person 1: Yo, check out that girl, would totally hit that with The Wilkes-Barre style.
Person 2: Oh word?

by SoChinky April 12, 2018

The Wilds

A renn faire group painted in black and white stripes who resort to penis jokes and drinking before, during and after faire. Known to steal the vikings booze and the dutch wooden shoes.

One of the wilds just shat in my clog.

by I am the Walrus July 29, 2008

the "Wilke"

while having sex with your partner from behind and pulling your hands away from her hips slowly enough so that she doesn't really notice and then making face goggles with your hands. all the while trying not to laugh or get caught doing it and never telling her you did it

taking one hand off, then the other, then putting them up to your face. make a circle with your thumb and fore finger into a circle, put your middle finger, ring finger and pinkie around your jaw bone and tiwst your arms up to make hand goggles and a mask. all the while trying not to laugh histerically You have then achieved the "Wilke"

by dont get caught! July 4, 2011

The Wilkos Effect

A show that has gone through The Wilkos Effect is a show that showcases cheating and DNA as well as criminal acts.

The Jeremy Kyle Show has gone through The Wilkos Effect because the people on the show are accused cheaters, need DNA results, and/or need justice because of a criminal act!

by thekidontheradio April 19, 2018

The Wilking Methode

So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off

and the methode is that is very dangerous because

you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!

I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!

by Miles_pogboy June 7, 2024

The John Wilkes Booth

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014