SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

The Warriors

A 1979 cult classic film derived from the book The Warriors by Sol Yurick about gangs in New York. The gang leader of the largest gang in the city ((gang= The Riffs) (leader= Cyrus)) calls an incline truce between all of the gangs in New York and sets a meeting of many of the major and smaller time gangs. Cyrus speaks about joining all of the gangs together to form one single gang and attempt to take over the city. At the meeting, Cyrus is assasinated by Luther, the leader of a gang called the Rouges and the Warriors are framed. The Warriors have to then make it all the way back to their turf, Coney Island and avoid being killed or captured by enemy gangs trying to find The Warriors for big Reputation.

"Holy shit, its The Warriors!"

by Nick-- November 6, 2006

the warriors

A book written by sol yurik, an excellent one at that, about teenage/young adult street gangs around the 1960s, i think. Later this was produced into a film, although the film differs slightly from the book.

"have you seen the warriors"
"no, but i've read it"

by 94 November 5, 2005

the warriors

the beat movie ever about street gangs battleing it out

1. " hey man ever seen The Warriors"
2." no man whats that"
1." YOU PRICK ITS ONLY THE BEST FILM EVER"
2. "Sorry dude that was the warrriors"
1. "Damn right"

by shaneismenow May 9, 2005

the warriors

the warriors is the 1979 film, but it is also the name of a real street gang based up in barnet, but have turf elswhere, who are lead by the warlord swan, and the warchiefs names are cowboy and ajax. The have over 40 members, and their reputation is growing.

1) have u seen the warriors?
2) YOU DICK IM IN IT!!!!

by Swanzy February 23, 2007

The Warriors

A short name for the NBA’s Greatest Franchise ever

Warriors fan: We are the most successful franchise ever as the warriors

Celtics fan: Bitch please we got 17 NBA titles to your 6

by tman43 September 3, 2018

The Warriors of Icebound

The Warriors of Icebound is a war clan on the commonly known website ROBLOX. The group is led by the glorious, formidable, and courageous leader Events B. Cloudwalker. They are currently in their second era, and hope to strive to glory as one of the most, "Sigma" clans to ever exist on the face of Roblox.

"The Warriors of Icebound are quite 'sigma' if you ask me"

by N8ven January 25, 2025