vlad the lad

Anyone nick named mad lad vlad the lad is completely insane and is often found doing cartwheels and being insane in their natural habitat

“Vlad the lads doing cartwheels our the back”

by BigManJerome June 5, 2018

Vlad the Inhaler

He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dick or is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dick up the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.

Her E.N.T. doctor advised against her boyfriend wanting to administer a Vlad the Inhaler

by Sexy Baxter December 22, 2008

vlad the lad

someone epic, (usually putin) who is also a communist

omg, vlad the lad is making our life a hell again! oh well!

by chazzathelad December 10, 2019

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022

Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.

At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

Vlado the Vladislaf

A person who usually says the most random and bullshit things that come to mind. He is so stupid and random and when he says that he is saying stupid and random shit on purpose and you know it's not true, you know it only makes him look stupider . Usually this type of person refers to Russia as a western european kingdom.

Friend: "Vlado, veruvash vo Gospod?"

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne."

Friend: "Znachi ti si ateist."

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne, shto e toa ateist?"

Friend: "Shto mislish ti deka e ateist?"

Vlado the FUCKING Vladislaf: *legitemately thought this was the answer* "Ne bea ateisti tie shto povikuvaat demoni navecher?"

Friend: "VLADO!!!"

by Fuckboy McGee April 19, 2018

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011