this man speaks the truth

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

by Håkon September 5, 2006

spit the truth

To tell the truth or a harsh reality.

Queen Marie likes to spit the truth in her Facebook posts.

by QueenMarieQ June 17, 2020

stretch the truth

Exaggerate.To say something which is not completely honest in order to make someone or something seem better or worse than it really is:

I know he has stretched the truth about how much he had helped in the project.
Don't stretch the truth on your resume.

by Patbyw January 9, 2009

Spicer up the Truth

Telling blatant lies to people even though you know you will be instantly busted.

Did you hear Sean said "This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period!"?
Man he really likes to Spicer up the Truth

by good trumps evil January 22, 2017

stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

The truth about what makes Japan so great

Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.

They're just like you and me.

By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!

by Biafra J October 7, 2004