Splats

The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.

When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.

by jcoctoston January 22, 2011

the splat

slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.

Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat


Jake: dude, i'm eating.

by drivingat30_sue January 13, 2009

Splat

Natasha Romanoff also know as black widow

Nats dead, yeah she jumped off a cliff , splat now

by Miekandkorg4life February 15, 2021

Splat

The state of utter exhaustion

After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!

by redcountess January 2, 2009

Splat

The past tense of split.

Ash- Hey Aydin what did you order?
Aydin- Oh, I splat the onion rings with Marijan

by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

splat

An exclamatory term used to describe the sound a penis could possibly make if penetrating a big, fat, moist, and delicious booty hole.

"Damn, look at dat ass. Splat!"

by corn master October 2, 2002

Splat-by

When someone disrespects you on the road, so you cum in a napkin and throw it at their windshield.

He cut me off so I gave him a splat-by.

by JellySplat October 28, 2021