by H8erlines August 3, 2010
Get the The Smithy mug.Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.
It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.
by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010
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to do a bougie girl in the ass. a girl who thinks she's all that in terms of status and fashion taking one up the shitter...
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
maxwell met this crazy girl at the pool...she had an accent as genuine as a 3 dollar bill. so he followed her home last night and he came back smelling like ass. i asked what that was about and he yelled "SEX IN THE SHITTY BRO!
by ed the Word September 22, 2009
Get the sex in the shitty mug.To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.
Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.
by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010
Get the the shitty dick of a leopard mug.When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).
The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.
The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.
Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.
Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.
Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.
by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011
Get the The Smithy mug.by jay March 30, 2005
Get the the shitty andy lewis mug.When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with it.
I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?
by GraFfiX420 April 11, 2009
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