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Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.
Damn dude I broke the seal, now I'm gonna be pissing all night.
The Seal by CB July 21, 2004
When a woman is giving a man oral gratification and her breasts begin to clap.
Man, she was giving me head and she got the seal! It was awesome!
The Seal by Patrick Loomis April 21, 2005
A sex move that will result in a hoe looking and sounding like a seal.
The seal - When you are banging a hoe from behind, reach down over her face, using to fingers as hooks, grab her nose and pull up. With no place to go, she will swing her arms and sound like a seal as she is saying uhuh, uhuh, uhuh

brake the seal 

When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.
Nooo! Don't brake the seal! Try to hold it.
brake the seal by teshhhh August 17, 2010
When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”
Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!
The Seal by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Clubbing the seal 

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'
Clubbing the seal by BenS1986 July 22, 2010